There's a cop who shows up to my apartment complex in his squad car. He's either some chick's boyfriend or side piece, but he'll be here at random times, overnight too. Well, the other day I was heading towards my car and as I was walking around his, I was singing some Britney Spears song. I get in my car and as I'm driving through the lot, I see him sitting there. We waved at each other and it was then I realized he had heard me sing. It's like, dude, go home, you probably have a wife and kids and instead here you are, getting with some chick and unwillingly being subjected to my awful singing.