[b]"Yipppppppe! A crack,  I found a crack, woooohoooo" exclaimed Razulkra. 
He pushed his foot thru, and then his other one, and then he got stuck midway thru the floor.
"Son of a %$&#!!!" 
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!"
"SOMEOME ANYONE HELP ME, I'M STUCK!" yelled the little fat gnome.[/b]