[quote=@MikkishtheLeprechaun]
The Terminator walked out of the shop, and the pedestrian crowd cheered. 

“Jason vs Terminator! This is dope!”
“They gotta do more vs movies.” 
“Kick his ass, Terminator!”
“Nah I’m cheering for Jason.”

Even some nearby cops thought this was a movie promo, much to the dismay of the shopkeeper.
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Jason came out of Dan's Hardware Household with a huge chainsaw in his hands.
The blade was whirling viciously,  as Dan himself came running up taking pictures of Jason, "Your not stealing from me, you wacko."
Jason swung the chainsaw thru Dan the owner, the blade cutting thru his body, showering blood everywhere. 
Jason looked at the Terminator across the street, and began walking towards him, cutting anyone in half if they got to close.