[b]"I knew if I waited long enough,  you and your friend would come for a little snack."
Simon  squeezed the trigger of his slick black beauty, the silencer not giving his position away....*Ffffffoooooosssshhhh*
The hollow point struck the mutant dog thru the eye, ripping part of its skull.

Simon loaded another round just as the other mutant dog turned to run.
*Fffffffooooooossssshhhhh*
The bullet struck the mutant dog in the middle of the head, and exploded out of its face, as it toppled over. 
"HOORAH Mutha $#@$%"

Simon clicked on his headset to the open air and heard nothing but static,  " My name is Simon, I live downtown, I've killed five mutant dogs in the last two days, does anyone read me?"
Static answers back, as Simon sighs.[/b]