I summon thee [@Dark Cloud][@sassy1085][@Penny][@Lady Selune][@DruSM157][@POOHEAD189][@BangoSkank][@Prosaic][@Kazemitsu] to serve as snacks for the eldritch horrors! 

And of course, anyone else who didn't express interest in the interest checks are also welcome. The Old Ones aren't fussy.