>be me
>27 yo diaperboy
>crinkling since I was 13
>big coof hits
>toilet paper, paper towels, and diapers all being bought up
>can't find diapers anywhere
>fuuuu.jpg
>decide I'm going to make my own diapers
>gather big wads of cotton and hold it in down there
>run over the cotton wads over my groin with a shitload of tape
>itsworking.gif
>makeshift diaper is in and functional
>use it for a few days
>oh shit
>can't take it off because it's taped onto my skin
>afraid to rip all this tape off and hurt myself especially in such a sensitive area
>leave my diy diaper on
>it's been a year now
>diaper smells so bad
>haven't left my house in four months
>neighbors can smell me and called the city's code enforcement agency
>city officials nailed notice of condemnation on my door due to public health hazard
>can feel huge rashes forming under my permadiaper
>my body is fusing with the diaper
>tfw I have ascended from diaperboy to diaperlord