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Based on those rolls, I'm gonna say he lies his ass off to a bunch of easily persuaded, moderately drunk carnival goers, then proceeds to make himself an obvious scapegoat by tripping over his own two drunk feet.
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bwhahahahaha, I don't know what I was expecting but not that. Roll me that persuasion check!