[quote=@Nimda]
*My presence is projected across several different locations and mediums, but is plagued by distortion and corruption*
There isn't— never have— boot sequence includes— reality failed to gener— please restart system.
*My image is overtaken by static and blinks out of existence*
[/quote]

*Inside of an outpost of sorts somewhere*
Do you, uh, think that's something they'd want us to look into?