[@Dark Cloud][@Kenshi][@MajorGremlin][@ZAVAZggg]

This Elvis was clearly an entertainer. They existed in the world after the collapse, dancing and singing for bullets, food, and clean water. There was no official currency in post apocalyptic Denver, but with bullets you could buy just about anything. 

"Good show." He said to Elvis and tipped him two 9mm rounds, then followed Elvis as the scientists had their conversation.

[@Letmehaveone2][@Kenshi]

A portal opened next to Solofighter and Ishikawa, and a...meatball rolled through. But the meatball...talked?

"Hey, this isn't Santa's workshop." The meatball said with surprise as a pair of eyes and a mouth made themselves apparent "Dang moonenites always fooling me even though they said they wouldn't." He complained

"Hey guys, am I even in Jersey anymore?" He asked Solofighter and Ishikawa