Who got off work early cause nobody died today? THIS GUY.

I apologize beforehand if my post makes anything hard to follow, as I tried to make sure I was following the "timeline" of everyone else's interactions while slipping my own characters' actions and reactions in there. Some of y'all got mentioned even though they didn't speak to you directly, just because maybe there's something there you want to read to work with later. 

Also I hope no one minds if they say or think some negative things about other characters, I'm not trying to down anybody or whatever. Seiji is just an actual 4chan tier troll/incel/sperg/whatever, and Empusa thinks it's hilarious to get people flustered in any way whatsoever. If so many of y'all are "lust" demons, she's more of a "chaos" fiend, lol.