Would use it to troll shinigami.

"On his way home from work, John Smith crashes his [b]cousin's birthday party[/b]. He drinks too much, and nobody says anything when he leaves. He is traveling at 50 miles per hour and too intoxicated to see the lines on the road, [b]but the taxi driver takes good care of him[/b] and he arrives safely at his destination. He bangs his super-hot wife and lives to be a million, and then he dies of having too much boners."