Due to the fact that English is not my first language, my brain sometimes gets confused as to what language mode it should be on, and given the pronunciation of "chive" being the way it is, 90% of the time I read archive as ar-chive because in Spanish it's pronounced similarly (think ar-shee-vo). 

The same has happened in the past with other words, leading to some people mocking me. What can you do, right?