So I started entertaining myself by recording my mangled voice while reading firefly quotes:

"Pretty Floral Bonnet"
[url=http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VjeVUgQ0XZ]

"Bad guys"
[url=http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EfPvUyC8Rh]

"Chain of Command"
[url=http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Xit4Hf073]

...I should probably go sleep before I kill my throat any more than it is already.