Joke's on you, I don't have one.

Even though Majora [s]Dragon[/s] Cult Dragur might be plotting to sacrifice me or abuse my strange knowledge of his god for personal power, my reaction to someone walking into my room is simple:

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME GET OUT"

... otherwise it'd be straight up "Satanic cults again, bab.  Yeah I should probably stop fessing up to Dad claiming to be Satan but this is a completely different cult."