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[color=00a651]Level 1[/color] [3/10] (Word Count: 449 +1)
[color=00a651]Location:[/color] Onboard Shippy
Mentioned: Bowser [@DracoLunaris], Sakura [@Zoey Boey], Geralt [@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN], Link [@Gentlemanvaultboy], Mirage [@Potemking]
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[color=00a651]"O'Chunks would give better fashion advice than whoever dressed you up in that dumb outfit and he's a cretino, an idiot, who thinks plaid and black armor look good!"[/color] Mr. L promptly snaps back.  [color=00a651]"While it is nice to know that my reputation as one of the best minions of the Count precedes the Green Thunder, I'mma not a one-note and the Count ain't no sadsack or failure!  If anyone is the failure its a imbroglione like [i]you[/i], Mr. Constantly Beaten Up By The Red Fatso.  A mammalucco like you who always fails in everything he sets out to do has no idea what victory even looks like!  Oh [i]sure[/i] you might get a little win here and there but when was the last time you actually won something for good?  Or... did someone trick you into thinking that the Pure Hearts can actually help you stop the Count's plans?  I don't know about this Gallade ruffiano but someone as bullheaded as you doesn't stand a chance."[/color]

The words just poured out of his mouth, without thought or without consideration of how he knows it all.  Its one thing to have a vague knowledge of the general situation in one world out of the seemingly endless dimensions, but it does not matter how he knows the details.  The Count had used the heavy koopa to bring forth the Chaos Heart.  Yeah, that must be why.  No need to dwell on it.  He must had overheard some talk from the mindless minions that fill the castle's halls.

Oblivious to the way his words are painting his [color=8dc73f]true self[/color] in a sour light, not that he'd give a crap if the masked man was aware, Mr. L's eyes take another pass over the surface of the ship.  An strange man in blue is rambling on about scouting and food.  A wary glance from a hastily fleeing man dressed up like some weird snowboarding bumblebee.  A look of light disgust from a chick standing next to a white-haired guy who sprouted up like he took in a Shroom-

Wait.  Did the blue guy say he was going to cook fish?  Pssh, as if he knows how to do it right.  It might not hurt to give that 'Link' kid some pointers on good fish dishes, but anything really good would depend on what if any other ingredients these yutz have access to.  For a split second, he gives Bowser a baffled look.  [color=00a651]"Did that guy just ask you to make a fire?  For cooking?  Bit of an overkill isn't it?"[/color]  Even if Bowser just uses a Fire Flower for fireballs the mundane utility (and sheer overpoweredness of a living flamethrower) is baffling.