[quote=@Potemking]
<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>

epic sword-wielding ye-olde battletoad teaches insecure middle aged man how to abuse the essence of the dead
[/quote]

[color=39b54a]"Hark fair stranger in ye ol' yellow leotard..."[/color] is how I imagine the conversation started.

EDIT: So uh, anyone wanna collaborate?