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[color=00a651]Level 1[/color] [5/10] (Word Count: 541 +1)
[color=00a651]Location:[/color] Onboard Shippy
[color=ec008c]Memo...:[/color] Bowser [@DracoLunaris][/center]

Mr. L was readying up a rant about how the Count is so much better than some witch, robots, aliens, boos, alien-robots, and eldritch living shadows....?  For some reason?  It's not important but honestly sometimes his thoughts veer to strange places.  It is incredibly stupid, really, but hey at least the L-ster has as good of a good laugh at his own thoughts as he would at Dimentio's dumb face.  But the little [color=ec008c]memo...[/color]

[color=ec008c][i]Hm-mm-mm...  Yeah, there, isn't that better?  Welcome on board, Mr... L?  Signing up took a little more work but with your skills I'll slide you right in with the senior staff.  With the enthusiasm you showed you'll do just fine.  But don't worry, I'll make sure you get the memo for any updates on compliance with your new workspace, K?[/i][/color]

[color=ec008c][i]Its time to read the memo, K?[/i][/color]
[color=FD0000][i]You weren't around for the grand finale.  I crushed him, a stash, and the chaos heart. Then the sadhat left to date something and left all his minions adrift.  Looks like you mattered least.  No one even bothered to tell you he retired.  Don't give lip or you'll regret it.[/i][/color]
[i][color=ec008c]Memo received.[/color][/i]

[color=00a651]"Dimentio did what."[/color] Mr. L grounds out.  [color=00a651]"They all did what?!  I go out to help wreck you would-be wreckers and instead that stupid Harlequin goes and ruins everything?  And they don't even have the nerve to let the minions on the road that the plan got wrecked?!  Incazzato!  After all the time I put in, all that effort...  Just tossed aside?  How...  How..."[/color]

He can't breathe.  The Count had promised...  [i]Everyone [/i]had promised...  Everything would be better if they worked hard and supported Count Bleck... and the others [i]including the Count himself[/i] just give up after a few [b]hours[/b]?!  Thanks to that Dimented double-crossing creep?  L's not the best minion, he knows that, the role of top minion to the Count is Miss Nastasia.  But its not like he's one of those mindless mooks or even a traitor like Dimentio!  Che...  If they're going to treat him like this maybe he should start looking for work elsewhere.  Anywhere else.  ...  Maybe not with this Koopa kreep but it [i]would[/i] serve those cretini right if he did.

[color=00a651]"I cannot believe this.  I don't suppose you have any idea where they are so I can give them a piece of my mind?"[/color]  The masked man pauses and then corrects himself.  [color=00a651]"Even if you did, this whole... [i]thing[/i] would put that to the side for the time being."[/color]

Contrary to his earlier aggressive behavior, Mr. L has completely turned around and is either affecting a more neutral tone or is genuinely no longer attacking the koopa king. [color=00a651]"So what are you up to with all these mooks?  That blue guy said something about fish and... what, there's no towns here or something?  Or are you already in hot water and unable to actually buy or take what you need?  Sure its a little more busy than most dimensions I've seen but its not like you don't already have the numbers to handle it all."[/color]  Here a little sly grin makes the man in black's mustache twitch.  [color=00a651]"Or don't you got any [i]professionals[/i] in underhanded acquisitions?  Of goods, not princesses of course."[/color]