[quote=@Jarl Coolgruuf]
How I feel every time I look back at this interest check and see 5 entirely new pages of responses

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Lmao y'all killing me here
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It's perfect because I'm the dog: conscious there is activity in the area, fundamentally unable to engage with it on an intellectual level, but aware that if I hang around, someone might drop a hotdog on the ground and I'll get to eat it.