[quote=@Valiance]
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There are spiritual elements to the... Elements. And the spirits that rest here are picky about those who may be here.
*The sky seems to darken very quickly, as though a storm were setting in*
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I don't suppose you could barter with those spirits on my behalf?

[quote=@Multifarious]
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The initial descriptions of your lab did not present this kind of danger as any sort of possibility.
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My lab is capable of more than I had anticipated. This level of intelligence was not designed by my hand.