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20/13|Male/Male|Reinforcement, Beast
Mystic, Melee|Duplication, Tentacles|Deity
Enhanced Sustenance, Awareness, Masculinity, Fated, Sorcery, Gifted, Absolute Direction
Paragon, Blessing, Clergy, Mana Fount, Gifted Item
Arrogance, Unknown, Loud, Big Brother
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Alexander's first instinct upon seeing a strange portal in his home, and no Lily, was to panic. Until he remembered something "[color=aba000]Oh right; Christmas.[/color]" He let out a sigh of relief "[color=aba000]Jeez, couldn't they give us a warning? I bet most people wouldn't react well to strange portals popping up in their home. Well, whatever[/color]" He shrugged as he walked through the portal-

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-and into a winter wonderland "[color=aba000]Geez, this place is unrecognizable! I'm kind of impressed.[/color]" He looked around to take in the sights, when he suddenly saw three very familiar animals making a snowman. "[color=aba000]Huh!? What the fuck are you guys doing here...and where did you get those hats!?[/color]" He asked, his mind suddenly registering the tiny Santa hats on them. The three of them stopped what they were doing to scamper over to Alexander. He sighed and kneeled down to them...which was when he noticed his own wardrobe [url=https://64.media.tumblr.com/7018674cc32f7e523e5499449c1bc639/d1c382cd1e671e0c-94/s400x600/24e7a83b8754a9758e00f3599f6e9359b78f0514.png]adjustment[/url]. "[color=aba000]What...? I look ridiculous[/color]" He took off one of the reefs...only for it to reappear on his head. He paused for a moment, took a deep breath in and out, and then smiled "[color=aba000]Well guys, what say we go meet up with Lily before I'm overcome with the urge to mount a dolphin over my fireplace.[/color]" He got back to his feet, and with his magical GPS, made his way over to Lily, animals in tow.