[quote=@Webmaster]
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He's a monster. You don't realize the creature you're helping.
*Punches a button on a remote control and the machine springs to life, casting the image of a barren, moonlike landscape over that of the lab through several reality projectors surrounding the upper half of the control panel*
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More importantly, how did you access this deprecated lab and defeat my security measures?