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I really will be the one responsible for taking care of all the post-death courtesies today, won’t I?
*Looks down, then up, then to the side before taking it*
If I can find out who that is and where she is... Yeah.
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She won't be hard to find.
*As soon as it leaves my hand, my arm becomes translucent*
And please... don't read it.