[quote=@Multifarious]
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Long short is: Navigated through security measures, learned they were tampered with, got to the end, big reveal of who’s responsible, fight, blood, sweat, tears, end.
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*Raises an eyebrow*
There better be a video or something, because this rendition has zero pizzazz. How'd you go from fighting someone to getting this letter?