[quote=@POOHEAD189]
So, you're on your first date. No, you're on your second date. The first one went pretty well. They're funny, they have a nice job, they drive a prius (spicy~) and they take you back to their place. Only when you walk in, you see on their living room table, a book. And not just any book. A book by [i]that[/i] author. 

You know that this relationship just won't work, and you leave immediately. What author is it and why? 

Bonus points if it's a certain book too.
[/quote]

Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard