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*Smiles halfheartedly*
Paperwork quicksand is pretty much my job these days.
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Meanwhile my job is to prevent idiots that threaten your ability to perform paperwork quicksand. Crazy how that works out. Would you like to go grab a bite to eat before we tackle this list? We've got 2 hours.