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Out in space, perhaps?

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*Puts my hands in my coat pockets and looks them over*
I love how open you are. I believe my equipment should be fine, however. I do find it interesting to know exactly what you have to offer, though.
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No, not in space, but somewhere else entirely.  But that raises the question: If you are not here for our services, or to buy from us...

*I load and chamber a pump-action shotgun*

...Then what precisely are you here for?