[quote=@Tank O The Lake]
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Why don't we?  And believe me, these last few years have been more than strange.  Judging by the Gateway behind me...

*Points behind me to the archway*

...You can tell as to why.
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So the gateway is not a normality for you?
*Chuckles*
Then maybe you're right, one surreal experience begets the believability of more.
*Pulls my hand from my pocket and raises a finger*
Firstly, I'm not human.