[quote=@Armed Forces]
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I wasn't sure. You weren't exactly fully transparent with it. Is it a dimensional gateway? Likely. Wouldn't be the first I've seen.
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Well, it's supposed to lead to Alpha Centauri, but my [i]IDIOT COLLEAGUE[/i]-

*Points to a spot of freshly-dug earth*

*Sighs and calms down*

-Went and broke it.  And then shut it off, thinking he could usurp my spot after I was trapped.  My faithful wife here-

*Points to Katerina*

-Took care of him and stole the code to reactivate it.  Still, it was two years away from my family, my work, and my home.