[quote=@Tank O The Lake]
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Well, it's supposed to lead to Alpha Centauri, but my [i]IDIOT COLLEAGUE[/i]-

*Points to a spot of freshly-dug earth*

*Sighs and calms down*

-Went and broke it.  And then shut it off, thinking he could usurp my spot after I was trapped.  My faithful wife here-

*Points to Katerina*

-Took care of him and stole the code to reactivate it.  Still, it was two years away from my family, my work, and my home.
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But before I can get any further into that, I will need your name.  Be truthful, else I will get my darling Alexandria to... compel you.