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[color=red]"No number 1 victory royale for this fort (to)night"[/color]

[color=888888]— Sam[/color]
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The snowball fight had been progressing in a normal manner for far too long. As she and Tetrad approached the side of the fort, they were met with a few stationary Pennys. Expecting as much, Sam had instructed Tetrad to 'fire' off a few balls as soon as they had approached, leading to an advantageous situation. 

Of course, Sam knew something was up. Nothing went to plan, not around here, anyway. [color=red]"I sense... a disturbance,"[/color] she eerily told Tetrad as they fought to enter the fort. But it wasn't enough, as only seconds later, the colossal Dan in the sky reenacted a scene from Independence Day and wiped the fort off the face of the Earth (or Dan's dimension, I suppose) in a blast of pressurized water. 

Samantha found herself bracing for impact against the ensuing wave, but it proved to be unnecessary as the water ignored her and Tetrad. The fact the water from this satellite seemingly had some sort of I.F.F system didn't surprise her as much as it should have. Actually, Samantha found herself feeling quite blasé about the escalation and subsequent destruction. [color=red]"Does that count as a successful mission, then?"[/color] she asked Tetrad, before noticing one other person. 

With a sigh, she began walking over to a terrified Emily, who was certainly not taking Hammer of Dan as well as Sam was. The sound of Sam's trudging snapped Emily out of her clinched pose, and she looked around before speaking in a shaky tone. [color=turquoise]"A-are we dead?"[/color] she saw Sam shake her head in response, then became even more panicked. [color=turquoise]"W-where's Eliza?"[/color]

[color=red]"There."[/color] Sam pointed at the 'heroine' who used excessive force in a snowball fight, who seemed rather proud of herself. Emily only breathed in relief when she saw the still-living tree (or Eliza, if you're a square like Emily), whom she tried to wave down. 

It was about this time that Magical Dream Princess decided to, hard to understand-ably, get upset over Oros' tryhard approach to the snow fort battle. Emily frowned since seeing conflict was always unpleasant for her. However, Samantha simply did not see the problem with what had transpired, so she crossed her arms and joined in on the 'conversation' being held by MDP and Oros after exiting the ruins of the fort.

[color=red]"There would have to be a defined set of rules for it to be considered 'cheating', wouldn't there?"[/color] Samantha shook her head. [color=red]"I saw no such thing. Besides, snow is just an altered form of water anyway, is it not? Should we really be bothering with technicalities like this?"[/color] 

[color=turquoise]"Um, but Sam, that's doesn't me--"[/color] Emily was silenced by Sam raising a hand. She sighed in resignation. 

Samantha took her raised hand and pointed at the potential drowning victim, which drew Emily's attention towards Sakura. Naturally, the kind girl rushed over to help Sakura up, leaving Sam to continue. She looked at Penny this time and it was only then Sam showed any bit of surprise on her features. [color=red]"You're with this strange-speaking girl?"[/color] she asked bluntly. [color=red]"Then perhaps you could let her know that kidnapping someone and tree-ting them like they're a plant is also not really 'nicey wicey'?"[/color]