[quote=@ZAVAZggg] *Crawls out from under my impromptu cover, a bench for all the good it'll do, and runs over to you* [color=silver][i]What the hell is going on?[/i][/color] [/quote] Man: *I fall to one knee, looking exhausted. I look up to see you, and imediately draw a sword with glowing, chainsaw-like teeth, and aim it at you* Who are you?