[center][img]https://i.imgur.com/SYLaJgW.png[/img] [color=cfff04]"Heh, gottem!”[/color] [color=888888]— Tonya “Mac” Murphy[/color] [hider=Tonya “Mac” Murphy] [b]Age: 24/11 | Gender: Female/Female | Illusion, Gravity Body | Power of Friendship, Regeneration, Third Eye | Moirai Coercion, Soul Jar, Martial Training, True Sight, Parasite, Gifted, Awareness, Overcity Shift, Mystic Artifact Magical Overload, Paragon, Blessing, Gifted Item | Monster Form, Big Brother, Arrogance, Vendetta Redirected Magic, Second Specialization | Non-Standard Limbs, Destroyer[/b] STR: 05 | AGI: 04 | VIT: 05 | MAG: 03 | LCK: 03 +46 STR: 21 | AGI: 21 | VIT: 21 | MAG: 20 | LCK: 20 Earnings this post: Zilch Remaining: 7 Gold, 30 Silver, 39 Bronze Total: 11 Gold, 162 Silver, 183 Bronze [/hider][/center] As if Mac hadn't gotten enough drama already, she happened to wander back to the snow forts only to notice everything was a giant puddle now. She didn't personally mind, as it was easier to hide her footprints in- wait, no, wet sand was not the best for hiding footprints. At least her footprints from earlier wouldn't be a concern. As for the current debacle? Mac didn't really care how Dan chose to run his island. MDP was annoying, but Oros took it too far by forcing herself on top of her. That didn't really excuse Penny from, uh, tickling Oros with punches? It was whatever. She just wished she had stuck around so that she could feel the warm water run over her skin again. Showers were the best. Though freezing out here afterwards would sorta suck. [hr] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/GInLRmw.png[/img] [color=tomato]”We live in a society.”[/color] [color=888888]— Oros[/color] [/center] [sub][@Ponn][@Majoras End][@FamishedPants][/sub] Because BP was totally omitted from a collab that involved their own character, they now have to write a catch up post to awkwardly arrange action and dialog in a scene that they probably should have been around for. It was not difficult to tear Oros away from Magical Dream Princess. Not because Penny was strong, but because by that point Oros had gone as far as she wanted to. She wiped her mouth off as if she had just gotten done taking a big swig of a strong drink. [color=tomato]”Oh hi there robu-”[/color] Penny rocked her fist and Oros’s head together. You could probably liken it to a jolt counter, but that wasn’t correct. Mostly because there was no jolt and no counter. A jolt counter works when a boxer throws a punch, and the weight carrying them forward makes the incoming counter punch that much stronger. Being slammed into a fist like a pair of cymbals is a different animal entirely, as Penny had complete control over Oros’s momentum. Curb your “Hajime no Ippo” for another post, young man. Regardless of the terminology, It was still a mighty hard punch. Anyone could see the large bruise forming on her cheek. But it was a bruise that Oros didn’t feel at all. When she was like this, [i]nothing[/i] could hurt her. She laughed in Penny’s face as a second strike came, but by that time Dan had intervened. Even when Dan gave her the second noze modification she received this season, that only accompanied her laughter with an annoying squeaking noise. Tetrad had seen her fare share of torture videos, and had been the one inflicting the pain on people for a while. So seeing such savagery unfold in front of her was nothing new. It was just a little unsettling seeing a grotesquely muscled dolphin guy however. [color=75c159]”Yikes…”[/color] She caught a glimpse of Eliza running away. [color=75c159]”Crap. Uh, hey Sam?”[/color] She turned towards the assassin. [color=75c159]”I’m going to go after her. Wanna make sure nobody becomes an even bigger pain in the ass?”[/color] After giving her a wave, she took off after Eliza. [hr] [color=tomato]”Ahhhh.”[/color] At last, her laughter stopped. She pressed on the back of her spine until her back cricked before doing the same thing with all of her other limbs. She wasn’t entirely sure what she was suppose to do here. Any time she spoke, her nose would blurt out a honk, which made a serious apology difficult to deliver. But Oros had to make herself a second nose, so making a third wouldn’t be that troublesome. She pinched off her clown nose, at which point a brand new nose formed in it’s place. The red clown nose squeaked as she turned it over in her hand. Then she raised it over her head… before tucking her hand under her arm and bowing. [color=tomato]”I apologize, ma’am. I allowed my emotions to boil over. Between my date getting tied up, walking off on me, and my friends making out right in front of me to rub it in, I had little recourse. Please understand that while today might be the fourth of July, the holiday is not so magical for everyone.”[/color] Oros stood back up with an oh-so-pleased smile on her lips. There was a muffled honking noise coming from her arm pit. [color=tomato]”I will not apologize for what happened during the snow fight. That was an expensive item that only works in this dimension. Premium content does give an unfair advantage to whale players, but we also keep the servers live. However, I’m willing to have a do-over on the kiss thing. Would a hug be okay?”[/color] When Oros extended her arms, MDP shuffled behind Penny, probably, to which Oros shrugged and lowered her arms. [color=tomato]”I’m not really sure why I’m apologizing to ro-butt here, so I won’t. Or rather, I can’t!”[/color] She chuckled. [color=tomato]”I mean what do I say? I’m sorry? And for what? She watched Baby here tie up my girl before giving her these rapey glares. I’m [i]definitely[/i] not apologizing for using my sky cannon on dipshits like her. And why isn’t Baby required to apologize to El? Why didn't you want [i]me[/i] to apologize to her, didn't that make more sense? Unless…”[/color] She rubbed her chin. [color=tomato]”Oh, I get it now!”[/color] She pointed at Dan. [color=tomato]”You don’t really [i]give a shit[/i] about us, do you? It's all about making sure this is a great place to feed on happy emotions!”[/color] A makeup kit appeared in Oros’s hand. She took a brush and used it to dab white paint all over her face. [color=tomato]”Meh, you do you, Dan. Not like either of us are this way by choice.”[/color] Once Oros finished with her makeup, she put on a curly haired wig. [color=tomato]”Don’t suppose you’re gunna apologize, eh? Admitting you're in the wrong is too far below a queen.”[/color] She looked at Penny while pulling the clown nose out of her arm pit. [color=tomato]”That’s fine. in the long run, this is pretty small compared to the other shit you've done. I don't want or need an apology for a weak ass punch. Just remember that Dina worked pretty hard to convince me to leave Sanctuary alone. I'd hate for you to undo her work over a spat like this.”[/color] Oros placed her clown nose on top of her original one before sprinting off. [hr] Oros didn’t have time for robots that wouldn’t apologize or dolphins that ate happiness like tumblr users. She had a race to win! Well, complete. Being among the fastest people wouldn’t get her any prizes, but speed running was more about quantity than quality. Oros rolled up in a unicycle that she had stashed in her hammerspace, still dawning the nose and makeup of a clown. Her curly Afro made her pretty hard to miss too. As soon as the race started, she wheeled down the hill. The sound of laughter and honking following her wherever she went.