Time:  Day 1, Year 1.  George o'clock
Location:  George bar, Chicago

George looks Georgingly at himself, while he sees George across the distance.

"George, how are you Georging today?" asked George, while he sifted through his pockets and pulled out a chunk of gaseous George fluid.  George was thinking very georgialicious thoughts while he looked at George, who was glaring back with a georgish expression.