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[Color=tan]Time:[/color] Morning
[Color=tan]Location:[/color] Outside the Nest, Roshmi!
[Color=tan]Interactions:[/color] Orias [@helo], Nabarra [@nasty], Kuroi [@hide on mana], Mika [@Tae], Sivaros [@GingerBoi123]
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Pocket watch
Black stetson
Hunting knife
Rope
Black neckerchief
BFG 10,000 (recently upgraded)
Tinder box
Canteen
Matches
Two Gold nuggets
$40
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[Color=tan]"That… that damn… that damn fuzz-tailed beast of a harlot… she's… whoa…"[/color] Slick had been cursing the mischievous bartender who slyly drugged him. He wanted to drown out the strange world around him, not distort it! His surroundings tilted, sharp corners smoothed out into round ones, and sounds came out muddied and garbled. His only sliver of fortune was his newfound fuzz-tailed lover of a woman offering a good time. At least that is what the outlaw perceived. The young beauty also scored some additional points for stealing him away from the dangerous poisons the vicious squirrel harlot concocted. He figured she might have fur in some odd places but what woman didn't? Besides, a little fuzz never hurt anyone.

Perhaps because he was eyeing his perceived potential bedmate, Slick took a little longer than normal to notice he and Mika were not a pair, but a party of four… no six! [Color=tan][i]Four… four other suitors? A pointy-eared man, a dog man, two cat… wait what the hell?. A cat man and a tall cat [i]woman[/i], but they don't… they don't look right compared to other ones I saw.[/i][/color] And then…

[i][color=8dc73f]"Well lass, much aside LOVE, to wrap what I was using to own you, we've got some pretty impotent biscuits to take hair off so I'd say me and my friend’s hair might have to decline."[/color][/I]

[color=tan]“What?”[/color] Slick commented with a twisted and confused look on his face. He looked to Mika inched closer to her.

[I][color=8dc73f]"Oh though I do love these giddy-ups... Where [i]did[/i] you get three charred mint litter mats from?"[/color][/i]

[color=tan]“Hey darlin’, name’s Slick, how ‘bout you and I get goin’, y’know to the lovin’ you were proposing ‘bout a minute ago…”[/color] He winced and let out a low groan as he felt everything start to tilt again. Squaring his feet, he attempted to gain better balance. [color=tan]“Trust, I reckon it’ll be better than listening to these touched nonsense-talkers chipping their teeth. Can’t even understand a lick of what this pointy-eared fella is saying. Now trust me, a lady like you don’t need to be messin’ with a man that ain’t right in the head. Come on, you and… Whoooaaa!”[/color] He went to nod his head to the right to indicate the direction he wanted to go in, only to feel his whole world lean in that very direction. His eyes were wide with fear of falling over as he tried to regain his balance as he flailed his arms about, unintentionally creating a light breeze amongst the group.