[quote=@Yam I Am]
Please set this in the actual [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan]Hell, Michigan.[/url] Everything you've just described is practically just life in Michigan as a methhead. 
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Going out to get ice cream at the gift shop and playing put-put gulf as the demons from Ann Arbor and Pinckney keep coming in going, "oh wow lol we're in hell lol"

But then they leave because you're only a bar, gift shop-ice cream parlor, and a bar.

The bikers are your angels.