[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
<Snipped quote by Yam I Am>

Going out to get ice cream at the gift shop and playing put-put gulf as the demons from Ann Arbor and Pinckney keep coming in going, "oh wow lol we're in hell lol"

But then they leave because you're only a bar, gift shop-ice cream parlor, and a bar.

The bikers are your angels.
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Bikers versus Demons? Damn, that's a Battle of the Century, right there. Hey, maybe throw in a plot about another band of those MAGA chuds who made an on-the-fly plot to kidnap the governor again and stopped in Hell to get ice cream to spice up the story, too. 

Hell's Angels. There's a title drop for you.