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<Snipped quote by Caldizar>

*The radioactivity burns away at my flesh, and I hit the ground with the sound of crunching bones; as quickly as I go down, I stand back up surrounded by colors and start running toward anybody else affected by the blast*
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*My fragments by this point have slithered off in numerous directions, changing their shapes as they do so to mimic the local flora, fauna, and animal life of the planet. The fallout, meanwhile, will only linger overhead for a few hours at most. Or at least until scrubbing teams are sent up to cleanse the lower and upper atmosphere of radioactive particulate. Meanwhile on the ground, teams of heavily armed soldiers have already started to comb the area in which you crashed*