With the way I bleed and bruise, tattoos are not something in my future. (Much as having one of them, might tickle my fancy.) 

But to avoid cheating, I suppose "friend tattoo" would be my choice. So long as I could pick the friend who chose it. Because I really don't want my only tattoo to be a constant sad reminder of something. [i]My brain's good enough at doing that for me, thanks.[/i]
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More friends? 

Or,

More money?