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[color=DEBA42]LOCATION:[/color]The Maw
[color=DEBA42]WORD COUNT:[/color]566(+1 EXP)
[color=DEBA42]MENTIONS:[/color] Link, Geralt
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Oh yeah, that riled up those chefs. Mirage let out a small snicker as he ran to catch up with Link and Geralt, not being a terribly difficult task as despite the chaos, they still had to move with a little caution. Though scampering across was easy enough for the bite-sized Legend, taking pride in the chaos he caused as he slinked towards the other side of the room. Footsteps drowned out by loud voices, hopefully sending a sign above to the girls that they were coming. 

Reaching their sausage chain, Mirage halted and held an open palm up to the others. [color=DEBA42]"Hold on a sec,"[/color] He whispered, glance meeting them long enough to offer raised eyebrows before glancing back up at the fat and bald butcher. After he had his laugh, he seemed to go off back to his own work to ignore the commotion. Which, while everyone else was cleaning and frustrated, seemed like about the best chance they had to climb up. Since climbing the sausages was his idea, he figured he'd go fist to make sure it'd actually work.

Firing a dart, Mirage used it as a stepping stone to hop up and grab onto one of the kitchen's hooks with one hand, before using the other to wrap around those nasty sausages. He brought his legs forward, wrapping them around the gross chain as well, before releasing the hook and holding himself long enough to get his other arm around the climbable meat. It wasn't going to be an easy climb, but if he kept a pace, it wouldn't take terribly long. He tried to not squeeze the sausages too much with his fingers, as to not dig into the disgusting substance, figuring it'd only be more slick if he did.

He started his gross ascent, pulling himself up with one arm at a time, holding himself in position mainly with his legs, though the arm that wasn't reaching up brought a little more stability to the climb. He missed the automatic ziplines from the Apex Games, all they needed was for him to grab hold and they'd pull him across distances or upwards... But this? Old-fashioned bodywork, and in child-form no less. [color=DEBA42][i]Probably coulda' been a lot more of a ladies' man in school if I did stuff like this back then.[/i][/color] He mused, an internal laugh sparking a little joy as he noted that [i][color=DEBA42]Pfft, yeah right. I was [b]always[/b] a ladies' man! They just didn't realize it back then! Showed you, [b]Macy![/b] Famous Apex Competitor, hah![/color][/i]

Stroking his own ego while continuing his climb, he had a simple plan once he got up. Which was to find cover, and identify where their friends were. With all the commotion downstairs, they'd probably have Larry alone for awhile. That gave them a bit of time to perhaps structure a plan on how to take care of him, then bust the girls out of... Whatever predicament they were in.

He only hoped they hadn't taken initiative and done something drastic right after blocking off the door. It's something the climb gave him time to be anxious about... If they'd already gotten chopped.

No. He didn't have time for negative thoughts right now, had to keep that heroic attitude! Mentally prepare a one-liner or two, maybe a few boasts for when the rescue was successful. Get back into being [color=DEBA42][i]Mirage![/i][/color] Failure wasn't a word in his vocabulary!