Great news! I got sufficiently annoyed with my writer's block that I went ahead and made a simple first post so I can get this damned thing started and stop worrying about being all cool and mysterious in the first post. 

That and I literally got 3 more people interested all TODAY so I threw out some plans in favor of a first post I can easily edit them into if they got accepted and kick this RP out of the nebulous space it's been in for a week.

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to put in extra work to make sure the first little story arc kicks ass so I don't kick my own for letting last week destroy me so thoroughly.

Edit: The perfectionist may still edit the post with more detail and some interesting tidbits, but the base stimuli to react to is all there.