[quote=@Nimda]
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Oh, you know...
*Rubs the back of my head*
A failed evolution, being smited by a deity, possessing a cabbage. The usual stuff.
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*I nearly make a spit take with my stew before swallowing*

[i]Gack-![/i] Wait wait wait... Go back... I understood the first two things, but possessing a cabbage?