[quote=@Asce]
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*grins*

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*pulls out the parasol, while facing it towards you just before it opens*
Watch as you fail to protect your only lamb, Shepard. 
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*Pulls my strike at the last moment and hooks the top of the parasol, using it to fling myself toward you*
That will [i]never happen!![/i]