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*slides back a bit, then leaps towards you*
Gotcha! 
*starts rapidly throwing punches that it seems like there are multiple of me*
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*Runs toward you and hits the ground, sliding below your waistline*
Sleep paralysis!
*Holds my hand against your stomach, causing the light in the cave to roll up away from us like rugs, traveling up the walls until there are only the two of us left in the inky darkness*