[center]Aaaannnd now, Negan was turning back around.

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The bearded man - for all his faults, always managed to smile, even in the darkest of times. Negan was quite the good sport, after all! He'd been roasted by men, woman, and children alike - but never before had a Goddamn rat had the stones to show some lip. Hell, rats usually didn't have the stones to talk at all! At least, not around him they didn't. 

[color=9e0b0f][b]"Now firstly,"[/b][/color] Negan said upon reaching Dris again. He looked down at the hooded creature, squinting at it. God, how easy it'd be to just take his dirty girl and [i][b]bash[/b][/i] this fucker's brains in - right here in front of everyone in the cage. But him and Lucille... they were classier than that. And Lucille? Oh, well Lucille had [i]plans.[/i] Plans which started by the man grabbing a handful of his own junk and flexing it for the rat to see. [color=9e0b0f][b]"It ain't man-[i]thing.[/i] I'm packin' more in these here jeans than you've seen in 'yer life. And second..."[/b][/color]

Negan proceeded to scoop up Lucille and hold her out, putting her business end right up in the rodent's face.

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[b][color=9e0b0f]"Lucille is one [i]filthy[/i] girl - and that's just how she damn well likes it!"[/color][/b] Negan inched closer, putting her right under Dris' nose. Not only could they smell the stench of dried blood and brain matter on the bat - but they could very clearly see it, too. [color=9e0b0f][b]"And I would just [i]hate[/i] for you two to get off on the wrong foot. So why don't you be a good little mouse, and say you're sorry."[/b][/color]

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