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[h1][color=hotpink]SPAMTON[/color] G. [color=yellow]SPAMTON[/color] [/h1]
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After a long day Spamton liked to go home, hang up his hat and coat, and just kick his feet up and relax. Except his home was a literal dumpster, he didn't have the luxury of coat or hat for hanging... Or a hanger for that matter. But that was okay this was fine, he could still kick his feet up... While laying in trash... Crying... The usual. What could he have possibly done to deserve such a fate? Slowly the static came and spilled into his headcase, falling into a trance, the closest he could get to sleeping.
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When he finally came to; his eyes cleared to see an abundance of people of all shapes and sizes and species and... So on and so forth. But he also had a throbbing headache. "I MUST HAVE [died and gone to heaven]." He got up, and looked around in disbelief especially with how some of these people looked, some real freaks walkin' around. He had to act like he belonged, slicking back his hair and tugging on his suit to sharpen it; he began to walk around with the exaggerated swagger of a salesman. "HEY EVERY       !" Without much attention he began throwing around finger guns and shooting compliments. "NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE [a million bucks]!" He turned "I'M READY TO GET [funky] TONIGHT!" The entire time the puppet spewed nonsensical compliments his volume didn't drop in the slightest. Despite his size he might have been one of the loudest things in the cage.
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Only silent once his keen businessman eyes caught sight of something, it was like he was a moth to flame, until finally he'd teetered over to it. "KROMER!" He shouted and picked up or rather lugged up the [[FREE BAT]] He'd stumbled upon "WHAT A [steal] WHAT A [deal]!" He fumbled with the object getting a better look at it. "AND IT COMES PRE-DECORATED WITH [hyperlink blocked] ONLY A FOOL WOULD PASS UP A DEAL LIKE THIS!" He remarked after looking at the gorey state of the bat. Oh yeah this would sell for a fat stack of Kromer for sure.
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