[center] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5309379]Voss and Sanford's CS[/url] [hider=Voss' Status][color=purple]Voss' Location:[/color] Undetermined [color=purple]Voss' Mood:[/color] Finally calming down [color=purple]Voss' Status:[/color] Scratched up, but otherwise healthy [color=purple]Voss' Inventory:[/color] Curved Saber A pair of Jakobs pistols [color=purple]Voss' Mentions:[/color] [@teapartybs][@Spooky Birb][@Cloaked][@Thatguyinastore][@Kagebaka] [/hider] [hider=Sanford's Status]Sanford's Location: Undetermined [color=gray]Sanford's Mood:[/color] Mildly disappointed [color=gray]Sanford's Status:[/color] Scratched up, but otherwise healthy [color=gray]Sanford's Inventory:[/color] A Meathook [color=gray]Sanford's Mentions:[/color] [@teapartybs][@Spooky Birb][@Cloaked][@Thatguyinastore][@Kagebaka][@ClownTown][@Attesa] [/hider] [hr] Voss rubbed the back of his head and winced as it was still sore and tender. He's thankful he didn't bust his skull open falling. Of course, he was probably overreacting, but who's gonna stop him? [color=purple]"Maybe if I didnay jest wake up after losing all feelin' o' me body, I'd be a whole lot more sociable."[/color] He briefly yelped as he pressed too hard, then tilted his head toward Sanford. [color=purple]"I have nay any idea who 'e is, but 'un thing's fer sure: nobody taught him t' lay 'is hands off o' strangers."[/color] If Fret paid particular attention, Voss' accent was prominent. There was something amusing about hearing goofy pirate talk coming from a washed-up war veteran from wars long past. In addition, his accent became more exaggerated when he was agitated. Which was... very obvious. Regardless, the sea captain couldn't help but wheeze at Fret's realization. [url=https://ibb.co/r4HFM1C][img]https://i.ibb.co/4PpKM56/first-time-first-time-meme.gif[/img][/url] [color=purple]"Heh, first time?"[/color] [s](Sorry I couldn't help myself)[/s] [color=purple]"I'll hack up a thousand bucks if t'at doesnay happen t' be the case. I've seen t'is movie 'fore."[/color] Voss chuckled again, but stopped himself and returned to his grim demeanor. As Fret left Voss to assist Dris, the old man decided to leave on his own devices and stay behind in the group. He kicked the ground in boredom as he waited for this supposed "man" to show himself and address the crowd. Then he'd finally have someone to bitch at. And if he was lucky, he'd get his blade drawn and bloodied. In the meantime, Sanford (who was somewhat bummed out about missing on such a great opportunity) abandoned the puppet and ignored the result thereafter. Instead, he wanders around the room for a moment, before spotting Grey waving at... [i]a camera?[/i] It intrigued Sanford, and he rushed over to the scene where he tried to get in front of Grey and strike poses at the camera. [color=gray]"Aheha! An audience! I didn't know I was so popular!"[/color] [/center]