[center][color=9e0b0f][b][i][h1]"AW, SHIT!"[/h1][/i][/b][/color]

It seemed like Negan just couldn't catch a break, could he?

Even after he'd fucked off and gone his merry way. Even after he decided to stand in his own corner without a damn sound while these morons went and played with each other's balls and compared dick sizes, he was being fucked with. For what had happened this time... well, it wasn't as bad as Lucille being taken by some walking puppet advertisement - but it was pretty damn close. 

Ultron's shot to the wall? The one that had just been used to demonstrate how hopeless their situation was? Yeah, see. That hadn't just dissolved or anything. No, no. It had literally reflected off the damn thing entirely, and redirected itself all the way to the other end of their little prison. And what else did it strike but Negan's fucking shoulder? The shot had - luckily - not been enough to even reach his skin. But he felt the heat nonetheless. And, on top of that, the damage had been done.

The shoulder of his leather jacket? That leather jacket he'd kept in pristine condition since the fucking [i]world ended?[/i] It now had a hole in it. Right there. A small hole, clear as day, surrounded by the singed marks that signified a burn.

Yeah... this crossed a line.

[color=9e0b0f][h2][b]"Excuse me!"[/b][/h2][/color]

The words had been shouted from Negan's end of the cage, and directed at the robot himself. Negan was far beyond questioning the weird shit here, let alone being intimidated by them. He was tired, and he was old... 

And most importantly, he was pissed.

[color=9e0b0f][b]"Now..."[/b][/color] Negan acted calm as he approached, lackadaisically swinging dear old Lucille to-and-fro with his careful steps. [b][color=9e0b0f]"I don't know what kind of fucked up, comic book world you come from..."[/color][/b] the man stopped once he was close enough to Ultron. Not in beating distance - but close. He turned and pointed to the singed mark on his shoulder, clicking his tongue. [color=9e0b0f][b]"But [i]this[/i]?"[/b][/color] Negan shook his head. [b][color=9e0b0f]"This is just downright [u]unacceptable."[/u][/color][/b]

Negan leaned back, then, and whistled. Not that tuned, slow whistle from before - more of an impressed sounding whistle. Only it came off ten times more mocking thanks to his expression and body language. 

[color=9e0b0f][b]"You may [i]think[/i] you look cool, swingin' around y'er fancy lasers and firin' 'em at people. But the bottom line is..."[/b][/color] Negan clicked his tongue again, and held out Lucille. She was pointed at every other person in the cage - one by one. [color=9e0b0f][b]"There's a looooottta competition 'fer biggest dick in this here cage..."[/b][/color]

Negan stepped forward again, now finally in striking distance of the metal man. He may have stood a whole head taller than him, but Negan looked into his beady red eyes all the same. And all he did was smirk, snicker, and then open his mouth,

[color=9e0b0f][b]"And so far?"[/b][/color] Negan looked Ultron up and down, as if sizing him up. A few moments of this past, until he finally met his gaze with Ultron's once more. [color=9e0b0f][b]"Well, so far? Even that [u]white-haired pretty boy's[/u] got you beat."[/b][/color]

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