[center][color=black][h1]Jeffrey Woods[/h1][/color]
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"I'd have a response to that if I knew what you were saying." Jeff said to Maisha. "But what I do know is that you're trying to act tough, so I can't wait to get you killed!"

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As the high and mighty Lex Luthor got decked by the savage and messy Joel, I couldn't help but cover my mouth and back away as he punches him. 

This is my only opportunity to say this, so here I go!

"WOOOORLDSTAAAAAAR!"

So, this is what it feels like. It hit me with so much euphoria that it could make me cry, which is good, because it's the only way to lubricate my eyes without dunking my face into a bucket of water.

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Time for the cheery Edgelord to do his schtick. Jeff balanced the tip of his knife on his finger, staring through Luthor with his unblinking eyes. He's obviously struggling to keep the blade standing, but he was never a man who had much style despite what he may think. He always proved his point through action, but he does like mouthing off and acting cool more. Despite it all, he's still some Teenager lacking any sense of self-awareness.

He threw his knife into the air, and caught it by the handle.

"Did your research, huh? Well, you clearly didn't do enough if you think I will help you. I might have the strength and skills you need, but if you knew who I really am. You would have never brought me here-- OOOOOH, ALCOHOL!"

. . . And he's also lacking an attention span as well. Once he got a bottle, he started chugging it before realizing he got distracted again. He decided to use this as a demonstration to his point.

"Uh, s-see what I mean? I can barely finish a sentence without wandering off."

Real smooth, Jeff.[/center]

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