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[center]Captain Falcon opens his eyes only to look around to see everyone has gone [color=0054a6]"Oh shoot, everyone's gone.... Uuuuhh, I should probably get going before I start getting lost again. Getting lost is NOT fun."[/color] The pilot shakes Luthor's hand once again [color=0054a6]"Again, pleasure to meet you! [i][b]You're the best at what you do[/b][/i]" Captain Falcon remarks in a gruff voice "And whatever have you! Stay bald! Stay beautiful! See you later!"[/color] Captain Falcon pats Lex on the shoulder and wastes no time trying to retrace everyone elses steps, which lead him through a door  [color=0054a6]"Hey guys, I apologize, I kinda zoned out for a second...Or two...Okay several but I'm here now! Sooo, what're we do-?"[/color] Captain Falcon is taken aback as he now finds himself in a completely different world space. He was in some sort of dystopian Victorian setting complete adorned with clocks and bleack, sickly skies over head [color=0054a6]"Welp! I'm must've gotten high somehow. Don't know how, but it's happened. And it's about as unnerving as I thought it would be...Oh!"[/color] Hits himself upside his helmet [color=0054a6]"Duh! I OBVIOUSLY went through the wrong door! No one sane would just continue through the wrong door! I am certainly sane! So, Imma leave and find everyone el-"[/color] Suddenly, anthropomorphic rabbits spring up from thin air and begin to attack the pilot [color=0054a6]"Oh my gosh! HAAAAAAAAA! I'M BEING ATTACKED! BY RABBIT PEOPLE! WHY RABBIT PEOPLE OF ALL THINGS?! WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOONNNN! AND WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAAAAAAAVVVEEE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP! Wait...."[/color] 

Captain Falcon stands up as the rabbits continue to attack him, but now the pilot doesn't even seem to be bothered by them [color=0054a6]"What am I don't, letting these random rabbit mutants get the jump on me? I have fought a retarded Italian plumber, a gorilla that looks like Jimmy Neutron, a mute twink, an a elector-rat, a dinosaur with the world's biggest nose--"[/color] One of the rabbit people sock the pilot across the face [color=0054a6]"Hey, I'm trying to monologue here! Chill out!...Point is: Imma bounty hunter! I hunt people, dang it! And non-people too! And you."[/color] Captain Falcon catches two of the rabbit's fists [color=0054a6]"Are non-people.."[/color] The pilot casually tightens his grip on their fist, crushing them instantly. He then kicks the rabbit in front of him in the groin, a nasty squishing sound ensuing as a result as the rabbit falls over motionless. The pilot then kicks behind him, breaking the other rabbit's leg by the knee. With all the rabbits surrounding him incapacitated, Captain Falcon begins to take them all by the ear, tying them together and begins to spin himself and the rabbits around by the ear, continuing to pick up speed "So long, gay wabbits!" Captain Falcon responds in the best Italian accent he can muster as he lets go of the ears, letting the rabbits fly off into the sky. "And that takes care of that!" The pilot wipes his hands with a triumphant smile [color=0054a6]"Now what was I doing? Oh yea, I was leaving! Forget this place, I don't have time to be jumped by rabbit people...Who do I look like, Rayman?"[/color] Captain Falcon turns and prepares to leave from whence he came, only to find the door missing[color=0054a6] "Ofcouse. Ofcourse! OFCOURSE! Ofcourse it would be gone! Why wouldn't it be?! Just...! FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-Forward I go, I guess!"[/color] Captain Falcon grumbles angrily as he makes the journey to this madness inducing world he found himself in [/center]
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