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[center]As the civilians nearby begin fleeing for their lives from the ensuing brawl, one of them approaches the sleeping drunk "Hancock! Get off the bench of do something!"

[color=fff200]"I [i]am [/i]doing something..."[/color] Hancock responds tiredly

"Aside from napping! People are dying!" The civilian exclaims

[color=fff200]"I know. They're screams are keeping me up..."[/color] Hancock retorts, still disinterested

"They are going to to destroy the city if they keep this up! Look!" The civilian points to the too females

Hancock lifts his head up to see the two strange females duking it out while most of the citizens are fleeing the scene [color=fff200]"Hm. I think they'll sort it out on their own."[/color]Hancock lays his head back down on the bench

"Hancock!" 

Hancock groans [color=fff200]"Fine! Fine, I'll talk to them! If it gets me back to my damn nap..."[/color] Hancock begrudgingly gets off the bench and approaches the two monsters while maintain a good distance from them as they continue their fight [color=fff200]"Ladies, Ladies please. If you wouldn't mind taking your little...Disagreement elsewhere. You see that bench over there?"[/color] Hancock points to the stone bench he had been sleeping [color=fff200]"That there is my bench bed. I rest there each and everyday! And I'd hate for it to potentially get destroyed and I'd have to find another bench, which I'm trying to avoid since me and that bench there. We go waaaay back. Like, several days back. I know, not along time but I've had the best several days of my life with that bench. And I'm gonna be honest. That bench is my best friend right now and I'd hate for something to accidentally destroy it. Oh, and you're endangering the civilians or some bullshit like that..."[/color][/center]
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